Yesterday, wife driving up to a set of temporary (road-works) lights with the usual "When red light shows STOP here".
Where are the lights? Why is there only 3ft between the sign saying HERE and the closed lane (yes many had to back up). Oh - there's a guy holding up a lollypop stick! One Red, One green! (from our side that is).
Scrambled for my Mobile phone Camera only to find the damn thing had crashed :(